People always ask me, "Tim, do you enjoy a tasty pie?". My answer to that will then be "Yes, I do enjoy a tasty pie.". What comes next is typically the obvious follow-up question, "What is your favourite kind of pie?". My answer to this question usually comes with some hesitation, a pause, and then some silence as I ponder this quite-a-bit-more-difficult-than-the-previous-question question. The silence will break as I (usually) utter these words; "Well, crap. I guess pumpkin, blueberry, and banana cream.". This answer will do a quick and decent job of giving the inquisitor a good idea of my most substantial preferences in the world of pies. However, I do like other pies. Below is a chart to show comparison of how much I like each of my favourite pies, plus a couple others that I heart just slightly. For the "miscellaneous pies" section, I would suppose that key-lime would make up perhaps one quarter to one third of that slice. Also, cherry would most undoubtedly be one of the greater presences there. As for the others, I am open to suggestions.

A couple weeks ago, or maybe it was a bit more-it’s not important anyway-I was coming home after a day of fun, work, play, or some combination of the three. As I unlocked the door, I heard something behind me so I turned to see what it was. Behind me was a squirrel staring at me as if he would like to ask me if he could find some cozy shelter inside my flat, but he didn’t utter a single word and I just went inside.

Today, Jer told me that he thinks it may be mating season for the cute little rodents. Crap! If I had known this, I might have offered some dinner and fine wine by candlelight, then…....who knows what might happen. I could have been introduced into the world of sweet squirrel love. Next time I will be prepared. Actually…perhaps I ought to do some squirrel hunting this weekend-as long as the weather improves enough to tempt some into coming out from their little squirrel homes. Anyway, I will get my nuts ready for you, my little rodent companion.

Black Pepperjack Doritos™ and a good French red wine from the Rhône appelation is my treat of the week.

I need to start posting more crap here, so I think I’m going to bring back something that used to be featured in my old livejournal days…..the word of the day week.

However, I must go do some editing work right now. In that time, I should be able to come up with a good word to launch this new feature here at crapstack.

In case you haven’t heard the news already, Tim was killed this morning.

Of course, Tim had always vowed to live on as a zombie after his death, so don’t be alarmed if you see him walking around sometime. Furthermore, you should do the right thing and show him some respect by allowing him to snack on your brains.

Hmmmm…now that I think of it….....if ever there was a good time to be a zombie, the end of October would be it.

Go to YouTube and check out the Jack Link’s beef jerky ads starring our loveable forrest friend, bigfoot.

Is it supposed to cool off some time tonight?
I hate to complain, but frick I am so uncomfortable right now!

...No, not the Buzzcocks tune

I’m wondering. Why don’t we hear much about Saddam Hussein anymore?

I really, genuinely miss that little bugger. Everybody’s favourite dashing little dictator will be turning 70 years young this month. So in his honor – and because he has become yesterday’s news – I will present to you a classic sound bite straight from the socialist superstar.

ENJOY!(click here)